Mud Turtle 

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

Mud Turtle by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Three legged turtle 

Someone whose terrible at sex.

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible

Three legged turtle by Double wide queen April 21, 2014

slurp the turtle 

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

slurp the turtle by passtheturtle May 24, 2018

Chinese Softshell Turtle 

Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.

Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.

Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.

Chinese Softshell Turtle by The Saint Of Game February 23, 2021

purple turtle 

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

purple turtle by xenomorph June 6, 2004

Fat Purple Turtle 

1. A person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated asshole
2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. A really bad teacher
4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle

Dude, Mr H. is such a Fat Purple Turtle! I sware, he didn't even read my aper but he still have me a B+, what the hell!

Fat Purple Turtle by Sillypantsmcgee February 17, 2006

Awkward turtle 

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

Awkward turtle by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010