Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.

1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!

by Jilly845 June 7, 2018

Virtual Double-Take

To view a received picture or video for a second time on Snapchat.

The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.

by CJMarchesano July 6, 2017

take the L sToOpId

Take the L sToOpId means that your basically saying HA! YOU LOST!! TAKE THE LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TAKE THE L STOOPID. (Jobany beat Jennifer in a game of cup pong, and Jobany used to word(s) TAKE THE L STOOPID)

by Helga.Has.Entered.The.Chat February 23, 2019

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

taking the underground railroad

Rolling the new $20 bill to snort coke

Hey Jim, I'm taking the underground railroad, you in?

by RuneStax June 2, 2016

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

Takes All Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What the heck is she doing with her life?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022