Poon Stick 

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

Poon Stick by t-munch August 15, 2003

stick shift 

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

stick shift by natty-ice June 14, 2009

rape stick 

1. Term used for penis in unconsented sex.
2. Term can be used in dirty talk before of during sex.

1. "He pushed me to the ground and fucked me with his rape stick."
2. "Oh yeah baby, i'm gonna fuck you so hard with my rape stick."

rape stick by techno84 August 14, 2007

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick 

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this

What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick by DeeThatsMee January 6, 2009

stick in the mud 

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

stick in the mud by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011

Fart Stick 

A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.

Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?

Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.

Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?

Toby: Yes.

Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.

Toby: pfff-t.

Fart Stick by San Diego Raw Dog April 9, 2010

death on a stick 

an extremely painful or climactic death usually involving sandwiches. something being "death on a stick" means that the chances of dieing are nearly 100%. ULTRA CONCENTRATED DEATH!

Don't eat that sandwich, man, its full of explosives and/or rabbies! It's death on a stick!

death on a stick by Magik red anus January 14, 2004