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1 star moron

A 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. Usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. In some cases the reviewer has not actually seen or used the product at all.
When reading product reviews I usually read the negative ones first, mentally filtering out the 1 star morons.
by Jehannum December 6, 2015
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Star Wars and Study

When you're too much of a geek to "Netflix and Chill" but you're not yet ready for "Hulu and Commitment". This is when you invite someone to "watch Star Wars and study" when you are really seeking sex, but all you actually end up watching Star Wars and studying.
Hey Jessie wanna come over for some Star Wars and study
by Worstedrex2 March 11, 2016
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Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.
The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'
by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019
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5 fukin stars

when giving a review using the star chart. 5 fukin stars , when the reviewed item is better than just 5 stars..
wow, these shoes are 5 fukin stars. if i were you i would get a fukin pair now...
by nazzaro June 1, 2020
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unpaid porn star

A ture kind humanitarian with more respect then anyone on earth. Some One that will not fake it. The end human trafficking.
Son: why is she so happy?
Dad: because she's a true humanitarian a unpaid porn star! respect it!
Mom: yes shes angel!
Sister: why are we all watching porn? Lol

Dog: welcome to the future!
by Universe completion June 28, 2016
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Italian throwing star

When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone
Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him
by TravisBrann September 8, 2016
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lone star blues

A type of homesickness specific to the greatest state in the Union
Man, I sure miss Texas, i got them Lone Star Blues
by Caiaus February 1, 2018
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