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space walk

yo dude what u doin this weekend?

i was thinking of goin on a space walk to the beach

oh shit lemme slide
by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023
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Space Jamed

The act of doing something to someone accompanied by the theme from Space Jam
Motherfucker, you gonna get Space Jamed
by Gabe Warden March 10, 2013
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Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
by InMeteor September 19, 2009
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Space pan

by Helvoooo November 22, 2021
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Spaced

The act of being thrown out of an airlock.
“You are going to get yourself spaced if the captain catches you with that contraband
by Rnot October 10, 2021
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