270 Power Hour

Named after Interstate 270, a highway that forms a 55 mile loop around the city of Columbus, Ohio, a 270 Power Hour consists of a group of friends driving around the entire interstate and taking a shot of alcohol each time an exit is passed. Be careful, there's 28 exits. Drive at 55 mph to achieve victory in exactly one hour.

I took Lisa out for a 270 Power Hour date; let's just say it worked in my favor.

by CBusRunner5688 August 11, 2012

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J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

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Icenhower Power Shower

Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.

Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!

Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair

Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts

by Sneed d'Elaine November 5, 2020

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