Gay poo

When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.

Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

by Zute Zute October 11, 2009

boopy poo

boop the poopy booty hole

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

poo waft

Abbrev. PW The foul smelly breeze created when engaged in a sexual act with a female who is on all fours (see doggystyle) and a change in air pressure results in air being sucked in, and subsequently out, of the anal cavity

"I love the smell of poo waft when she's on all fours"

"How'd you go with Belinda last night?"
"All good - did her doggy, but she had the PW's that would make you faint!!"

by MrCretin April 23, 2014

Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.

Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..

by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017

mama poo

A name for your best friend who role plays as your mom.

Y/n: mama poo, can we go to the park?
Your BFF: ofc sweetie!!

by Shreksmoonlight05 March 14, 2021

poo hot

When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.

“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”

by CCSmiles March 11, 2018