John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
by sO YAeh November 24, 2020
A brand of orange juice that tastes as if it came from the sun god himself. Also referred to as liquid sun in a bottle. An often high-priced, elitest brand of OJ that is worth its weight in gold. Nothin’ but freshly-squeezed orange juice that isn’t even mixed with water. Simply makes other juices as well, but it all started with the OJ.
“Yo, is this Tropicana or Florida Orange Juice?”
“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”
“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”
by Neth3rtwist January 09, 2018
A code meant to alert a significant other of a potentially embarrassing run in with a past sexual partner. This is to be able to tell them in front of children or other family or co workers etc. without having to explain in an awkward Situation.
(At your child’s 4th grade open house in a new school)
Him “oh god, code orange by the pencil sharpener “
Her “ in the dress? Or the boob shirt?”
Him “ boob shirt “
Her “oh, buddy, good job”
Him “oh god, code orange by the pencil sharpener “
Her “ in the dress? Or the boob shirt?”
Him “ boob shirt “
Her “oh, buddy, good job”
by Cor Riversprite November 01, 2019
A 2021 YouTube video in which photos of three orange cars, including the titular Tesla, are shown while an unusual instrumental song plays in the background. While the video’s title claims it is a work of rapper Kanye West, the song is actually from the 1989 Sega video game Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle.
I never understood why people referred to Enchanted Castle’s Pedicopter theme as “Orange Tesla” until I searched for it on YouTube.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 03, 2025
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
Orange with permanent cognitive paralysis. Mainly found in the White House and also spotted on twitter.
by Dr_Player May 17, 2018
Orange Materialism is a form of materialism where everything that cannot be reduced to material is false and pseudoscientific and must be eliminated. Orange materialism is considered to be the eliminativist version of materialism and considers everything religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and spacetime to be false, eliminative and pseudoscientific. Orange materialism is also characterized by defending materialism, physicalism, eliminativism, psychoatheism, neuroatheism, positivism, neopositivism, neoatheism, naturalism, skepticism, scientism and rationalism to the extreme and rejecting anything outside of them, as is the case with everything that is everything that is religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and space-time.
Orange Materialism is considered to be the version of eliminative materialism which is focused on eliminating everything that is religious, spiritual, esoteric, occult, extraphysical, metaphysical and beyond material and space-time.
by Full Monteirism July 11, 2021