time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

tinder time

Time alone with your tinder.
Often on the toilet, lying in bed, in public transit, or while eating dinner alone.

ex : "got some solid tinder time in last night"
ex : "curb your tinder time man, it's getting weird"

by showerdays January 16, 2015

Finger time

When an artist loses their tool for a project and now has to their finger

“I lost my Apple Pencil, it’s Finger time!”

by LipanConjuring December 7, 2021

Tradie Time

When a Tradie organises a meeting time with a customer and yet shows up whenever they want with no regard for the set time, usually hours and sometimes days late. ‘Tradie time’ allows Tradies the privilege to: not have to inform the customer they will be late, get upset when the person waiting for them dares ask where they are or, is not home when the Tradie arrives several hours late.

Tradie- “Be there about 2pm (‘Tradie time’).Just got another job first.”
Customer- “ok I will block out the next two weeks on my calendar, not leave the house, or go to work”

by Truetjat1 October 21, 2022

Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand

The time stone can pause time as well

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

plug time

how long a plug takes to drop off your weed and respond to your text messages because we all know plugs take forever and run on their own time

" aye where's the plug, he said 10 mins 29 minutes ago"

"idk dude you know he runs on plug time"

by nikissticky August 9, 2021

Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018