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low job

Josh: Hey man, did you score with Cara last night?
Matt: Kinda, she gave me a low job.
Josh: Awww, that sucks dude. I'm sorry.
Matt: Yeah but it was still more than you got.
by tkurband April 20, 2010
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Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.
Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"
by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010
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blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.
Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job
by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009
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saw-job

when a girl with braces gives a blow job but it cuts your dick
"A girl gave a saw-job last night hurt like a bitch"
by bongR3p@h December 5, 2009
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Shirt Job

When someone wraps a shirt around your penis and gives you a blowjob.
Hey did you get anywhere with her last night?

Yeah man she gave me a shirt job!
by The Golden Boys. September 16, 2010
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shag job

an assignment to follow someone without being noticed; undertaken by private detectives
"No guy in his right mind wears a white suit on a shag job."
-Bradfort Gait, in The Dark Corner
by scalibrini August 23, 2007
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K-Job

When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.
Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job
by BJ Hunter May 13, 2013
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