Drying

To fake cry without making tears.

Did you see Amber Turd drying during her testimony? Her face was scrunching up, but she didn't shed a single tear. She even used a Kleenex, but her nose wasn't running!

by oliveantfox June 2, 2022

Dry Pineapple

Drying someone's pineapple, when someone soaks up all the juice from a woman's vagina.

"Hey Jill, how are you?"

"Pretty good, my boyfriend & I ust demos the dry pineapple."

by Toffeincoffee June 5, 2022

When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Dry

When you're flabbergasted, uncomfortable, or dumbfounded, and begin saying or doing things that exhibit these attributes.

GUY 1: *Sees a hot girl nearby and becomes nervous.*

GUY 1: "Dude, look at this funny video. Isn't it hilarious? What time is it, anyways?"

GUY 2: "Bro, you're dry as hell right now. You're just nervous cause there's a smokin' hot girl over there."

GUY 1: "Shut the hell up. I'm not dry!"

by barrybingle November 17, 2021

dry skull fuck

When u fuck someones ear till it bleeds.Then after that u get ur penis and whack the back of there head.

Damn Rose that was the best dry skull fuck ever.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022