Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

dry toungue

Not speaking what's on your mind.

I'm not going to have a "dry toungue" about this.

by Slim Mack April 19, 2018

Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

by Fourk January 20, 2020

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

Dry Hector

The act of violently penetrating an unsuspecting persons anus without warning, and without proper lubrication; the opposite of a wet willy.

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling last night when he sprung a dry hector on me.

by Dry Hector 101 May 14, 2018

Dry

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 3, 2020