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penis-roller

A women, or homosexual man, that frequently makes contact with the penis of another. It could be said that he/she is "rolling in penis".
"Did you hear that Shirly got caught giving Tony some head? She's turning into a top notch penis-roller"
by Phonk August 13, 2006
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Penis Coma

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
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penis-blender

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick
by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006
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The Penis Game

A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.
Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!

Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
by BeerChuggin'German June 14, 2010
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penis sex

When two males, violate eachother with their dicks. They rub their dicks against the other persons. They both enjoy it, and makes them groan like CRAZY!
Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHH!! penis sex..
Micheal: Your penis is so smooth.
by crazy_for_sex January 9, 2008
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Big Penis

Women: You have a big penis

Man: All the better to bang you with
by HentaiAnimeOtaku April 22, 2018
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Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
by Enell January 5, 2013
mugGet the Penis Coladamug.

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