Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

Snot Noodle by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

Wet Noodle 

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

Wet Noodle by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Danger noodle 

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

Danger noodle by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

teriyaki__noodles 

teriyaki__noodles is a very talented artist and a really nice person aswell! :D follow him orelse Ill steal your tacos

this is my first time using urban dictionary so idk if im doing this right lol

teriyaki__noodles is so cool

teriyaki__noodles by sam_idk July 29, 2021

buttered noodles 

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

buttered noodles by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

Pool noodle 

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

Pool noodle by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

spicey noodles

kissing in a rough way

they were eating spicey noodles

spicey noodles by BigdickGeert September 1, 2021