John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

Saint john

Home of crackheads drug dealers and little kids who think there 19

Person 1. Bro have you been to Saint John?
Person 2. Ya it’s crazy there dawg

by Inyodadsbedtndawg March 6, 2022

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite

John Romeo like cheese.

by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021

John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

by Randomlyly May 20, 2021

John Reeves

an individual who overuses and abuses certain words and actions, usually ending up as an annoyance and otherwise believing that his action was indeed acceptable

Person 1: dude i just scored tickets to the Devils Game
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man

by Zeus Bobby Tawn January 7, 2012