Grab Job

When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.

"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."

by Brando_Commando14 November 18, 2011

T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.

Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...

by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011

Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.

Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"

by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010

K-Job

When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.

Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job

by BJ Hunter May 13, 2013

Shirt Job

When someone wraps a shirt around your penis and gives you a blowjob.

Hey did you get anywhere with her last night?

Yeah man she gave me a shirt job!

by The Golden Boys. September 16, 2010

blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009

deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011