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Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
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Gravity fed nipples

Nipples that have been pulled relentlessly from the force of gravity, resulting in elongated nipples
Check out that native woman's gravity fed nipples! They look like they've been pulled by gravity for a long period of time
by Grousekoota November 20, 2016
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Arlian Ruby Nipples

A black sk8er boi who is sometimes extremely egotistical and is cool sometimes I guess. (Also had sex with every girl in the school)
Kerry: Hey do you know of that one black fuck boi

Steven: Oh yeah. he's a Arlian Ruby Nipples.
by Keriffy April 5, 2017
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frog nipples

It’s what you say when your mad/:(
by Pitickle July 2, 2021
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Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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nipple god

The nipple god is the best nipple fighter during a dark room fight or at any moment. During a fight someone grabs someone else nipples until one of the fighter(s) say "pochette" to give up. There can be one or more nipple god by schools.
Nipple god 1 (MAR): kenbitch said he is a nipple god
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight
by Kenbitch April 12, 2019
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Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.
by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023
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