napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.

Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm

by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

nipple flicking

When a woman overreacts and complains about everything

I can't deal with all the nipple flicking after Hillary lost the election

by Johnny Ackley November 14, 2016

nipple gubler

a dude who likes to gubble down on some thicc bitches nipple pornhub.com

that nipple gubler was really nice last night

by fishstake August 09, 2018

Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

nipple-share

The act of a mother breastfeeding another mother's offspring

Mother 1: Would you like to nipple-share?
Mother 2: Sure, I'll give you my baby to breastfeed and you give me yours to breastfeed.
Mother 1: Great, let's be nipple-sharers!

by CazzaZell June 19, 2013

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 16, 2017