Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

by lolinitup July 30, 2010

Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018

meat slinger

A promiscuous man who flaunts his little penis around town, but doesn't know how to use it.

Johnny the meat slinger went on a tinder last night, and now he's dealing with a black mail from an unsatisfied suitor.

by Saywhatttt January 20, 2018

meat chimes

A woman with an extremely large labia. When blown upon, sometimes even ever so slightly you may hear the harmonic sound of clapping

Man, she had a great body, but damn she had some meat chimes downstairs!!

by DonkeySpackle October 5, 2007

Sack Meat

The bottom of the scrotum sack, where the skin bunches up.

Oh, I think I just punctured my sack meat!!!

by HotCZ May 3, 2011

Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019