Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

Jacksource

Jacksource is the practice of using a flagrant, boastfully argumentive approach to harvesting new information or ideas from another person for personal benefit.

Man, that guy thought he was so smart. So, I caught him on a bad day, jacksourced him and ended up getting him fired that day. I took over his job soon thereafter thanks to the knowledge he spilled in defensive anger.

by JackOfTheTradeYo January 15, 2011

Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

Jackson Phillips Connor

usually british with an awesome accent. super nice and sweet and fairly attractive. He is tall and loves sour candy (warheads). He doesn't like admitting that people are stalkers even though deep inside him he knows. very nice personality and persistent :) Doesn't like to admit he's stubborn. generally a cool kid and fun to hag out with

Hey I was hanging with Jackson Phillips Connor
Oh seriously? That kid is awesome!

by ilovewarheads September 10, 2011

jackson knepp

The sex god who fuck dem bitches realy good.

Yo you know dat nigga Jackson knepp he fucked all dem bitches

by Black ass nig February 4, 2014

Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

Jackshitting

Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "procrastinating", but procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.

Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."

by BritishTeaCup August 7, 2014