super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.
J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"
by SHM December 10, 2007
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Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.
That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.
by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009
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two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.
"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
by ShawnCP September 18, 2009
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Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate
Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff
by Kazimierz January 29, 2009
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northern italy cave jew

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person
How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer
by lukediebitch December 14, 2010
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Jew Unit

A kickass Jewish rock band from the suburbs of New York City. They kick ass but the local high school refuses to let them play at their shows unless they change their name. They choose a new name each time.
Yo man did you see The Beeftastic Beefcakes?
Who?
Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets?
Who's that?
Mel Gibson?
What?!
Morgan Freeman?
What the fuck you talkin bout you dirty ape?!
Bradley Silverman and the Jew Unit?
Oh yeah they rock out with their cock out. I wish they would all gangbang me right now.
by JewMaster731 November 21, 2008
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Ass-clown Jew Nazi

A jumbled mass of words that means jack shit; commonly used by schmucks who have no real clue as to what the fuck they are talking about.
How the fuck can someone be a Nazi and a Jew at the same time you fucking idiot?
by <---- NOOB December 23, 2003
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