January 5

Give your friends with benefits a kiss day and also have sex with them

Hey carlos wanna kiss me? or have sex with me instead its January 5th!

by courtneylol192 January 4, 2022

Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020

january 17

n word day everyone can say the n word

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-

by boboballs October 11, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.

"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*

by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018