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cape may technical high school 

Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"
Sarah: I applied to cape may technical high school !!
Johnny: Same!! đź’Ż maybe we can talk the same exploratory class! LMAO
Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!
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Oak Park River Forest High School

Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0

Jeannette High School 

the school in Jeannette,PA. they were state champs in both football and basketball in 07/08 school year. everyone has sex with everyone. if you mess with one you mess with all. they have too many bomb threats to count. dont ask about what goes on under the steps. everyone knows everything about each other. nonetheless, its a great school to go to..
A- "where do you go to school?"
B- "Jeannette High School"
A- "ohh.. whores."
B- "ill f*ck you up!"
*here comes everyone*

Raymore Peculiar High School 

A boring hick town in the middle of nowhere full of inbred, tobacco chewing, meth abusing people.
Dude I was at Raymore Peculiar High School today and my cousin was looking fine.

North Tonawanda High School 

A school filled with drug addicts and sluts. Most of it's population has been to zappers to smoke and the rest of them are either somewhere having a gay dance off, or doing it in the middle of tops. If you find one good kid in that shit hole, hold on to them and take them to downtown Buffalo, where they're much safer.
Person 1: "Have you been to North Tonawanda High School recently?"

Person 2: Hell no, I might get raped.

Eau Gallie High School

A school located in Melbourne Florida.
It's where people who think they're hard or forgot to tell their boyfriends to wear a condom go. Eau Gallie has one of the largest childcare programs in Melbourne Florida. The rest of the population consists of kids who think they're cool because they come to school high. Across the street there is a place called "The Dam" where these so called "Hard Kids" like to go to get high. Ironically enough "The Dam" is located right behind a church. So, if you're "Hard" and religious, or just pregnant, Eau Gallie High school is the school for you.
Hey, I just go knocked up, so I have to go to Eau Gallie High School now... :/

Woah dude, I just got a whole bunch of hash, good thing we go to Eau Gallie, and have that lovely dam we can smoke it at.
Eau Gallie High School by DantasticG December 24, 2010

Sylmar High School 

A high school in the San Fernando Valley. On the North East side of the valley. People there are mainly "OK", by that I mean some act nice while others are just plain assholes and bitches. Even though its surrounded by a low income community, some people try to show off like their rich but they're just fakes. It's not how you would say an "academic achieving" school.Also Sylmar is the best at football and girls volleyball. Always beat San Fernando in almost everything. Overall to be honest I give Sylmar High School a 3/10.
San Fernando High School: "Were finally going to beat Sylmar!!!"

Sylmar High School: "Idiots, I just hope we don't get shot. Everyone got their bullet-proof vests on?"