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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.
Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks
by anonymous July 21, 2023
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Rock hard Theo

That guy is such a rock hard Theo”
by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020
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Drink the hard latte

When young parents in the exurbs get together to drink something gimmicky like kombucha & tequila or hard root beer.
Want to get together and drink the hard latte after the kids go to bed?
by Alistair Jorkins May 23, 2020
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Spun hard retard

A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.
Man 1- Dude, you better slow down, relax and get some rest bro, your acting like a spun hard retard
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.
Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube
by McMilz December 6, 2021
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Hard rock hotel

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.
"We did a hard rock hotel last night, it was soooo good and then we were soooo stoned"
by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021
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That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me

When you see something and instantly know you want to have nothing to do it. The figurative version of projectile vomiting on command.

Typically seen in pet peeve situations, or when someone in a group mentions they want to order Indian Food.
Keanen: Haha oh Fuck, look at Coach's presser, he was hamming it up today. Talking wrestling. He really keeps the boys loose, eh.

Demmers: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
by Mike109999 February 16, 2022
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