Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Ham Pussy

The smell emanating from a cheesy cock goblin

Amanda Stiffy uh Blicky uh has that fat ham pussy

by Lolgotem11 January 24, 2022

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 14, 2019

Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.

When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.

see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley

by sichael mummers June 5, 2019