Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

Goose

A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)

Check out that goose.

by Batdog444 November 29, 2018

GOOSE

Goose otherwise known as wild

Oh man I'm going goose

by Alex Goose March 10, 2019

Goose

A fat ass who uses discord 24/7 and everyone dislikes

“Man look at that goose 😹😹”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021