passing gas

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.

Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

gas

The stuff that comes out of your ass

Person 1:I think I let out some gas
Person 2:Oooh! What type?Nitrogen?
Person 1:Nah. Probably helium.

by cool dude tiger April 28, 2019

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

Gas Station Enema

Noun.) Priming a butthole for penetration by spirting in it and sucking the spit out.

"How was your date with Bri?"
"It was great! She gave me a Gas Station Enema and swallowed it!"

by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019

gas bagger

Someone who hoards gas in grocery bags

I choose to believe these gas baggers are being paid to punk us. There is no way people would fill grocery bags with gas during a gas shortage.

by Postaldave May 13, 2021

on gas

An idea so outrageous, unrealistic, or nonsensically foolish that the person behind it seems to be high on "gas" referring to marijuana smoke.
Like saying "No Way!" Or "What are you smoking?"

Camp Staff: tomorrow is Saturday and you guys have to be up tomorrow at 5:30!
Da'jon: On gas!! No way we're getting up this early!

by DJ CoBrA June 29, 2019

The Gas Chamber

Farting in a pillow and putting it around your partners head.

I'm going to put Stacy in The Gas Chamber tonight.

by R-O-13 February 5, 2021