God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"

Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...

by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 03, 2018

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Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 13, 2021

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Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

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God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.

"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."

by DefinitionDonna November 24, 2015

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Rise of God

The first time you suck the glass dick and get that one hit that get you so high off crack you never get that high again on crack. It is the closest you can get to god without taking LSD.

Raekwon's pyrex vision,

"The rise came upon me"

He talking about the Rise of God and how crack keep you fiending for days. It's followed by chasing the rock. As long as you live, you can never get as high off crack as you do that first hit. Yahzeeme?

by The_Tour_Scribe November 10, 2010

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