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From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
Get the The Five Commandments mug.A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.
Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".
Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"
Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"
Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"
Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"
Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"
Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"
Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
Get the Fifteen and Five mug.When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.
by Kung Fu Moses July 18, 2010
Get the Florida High Five mug.Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
by buffbutler October 3, 2010
Get the diet high-five mug.It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand
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