dump

i need to take a fat shit

hey , could i use your bathroom, i needa take a dump

by luca lover🍼 March 12, 2018

dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.

There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.

by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016

Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.

Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.

by CGoodies June 28, 2015

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.

I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump

by K-dub07 March 22, 2016

Dumping

Dumping is a basketball term used when someone is about to beat someone.

“Yo, I’m dumping Kelvin!”

“Bruh, Why you dump(ing) Marcus like that”

by Reistteokbokki October 11, 2020

cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.

Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.

by victory07 February 4, 2023