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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
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lovers door

I slammed my dick right into her lovers door!
by englando February 13, 2018
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Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.
"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"
by Ran Through It May 16, 2015
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whore to door

When you don't have to leave your room, but still manage to get a girl to come over and pound the night away
I whore to door'd this chick last Saturday
by asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asd February 3, 2014
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Give it a door

When you try to type "Give it a shot," but it autocorrects to "Give it a door." Then you proceed to convince your girlfriend (Or anyone else) that it was intentional and play it off like they don't know the new, hip lingo.
Her: I want to play that one spin machine that one a lot on at chicken ranch oh also that Chinese game
You: Oh yea, definitely. We'll give those a door.

Or "Did you check urban dictionary for "Give it a door?"
by JDudeTheRudeDude June 18, 2021
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