chris brown

The lowest form of person known to family friends and others as the same

Damn do I look like a Chris brown ? I can even sneak up on a glass of water at nighttime to get a drink

by midevilpro May 14, 2015

Chris browned

Verb.
When a man hits his woman it can be used in place of hit, smack, punch, etc.

Kevin: did you hear about the sham wow guy? He totally chris browned a prostitute.

by Flesh___ March 31, 2009

Chris Lloyd

A subordinate of the church of Hennessy. Not worthy of her greatness and beauty. Struggles to count

He is such a "Chris Lloyd"

by 12345678MB September 1, 2019

chris harrison

A man with a very large penis

"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth

by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.

Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016

chris ray

A man who's always down to party, bitches all on his shit, and always getting up in those guts

Chris ray is a god

by Chris_r3185 April 8, 2017

the chris barish

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013