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Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016
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doorknob challenge

when a person or persons go up to a ransoms door and starts wanking in their door mail box. the person has to ring the door and finish before someone answers
bro davo and I got caught doing the doorknob challenge
by mumyghesrukg21324 August 21, 2016
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tz challenge

a challenge which a person dances to the "JuJu on the Beat" song
Boy 1: Damn that girl lit
Boy 2: Ya. She's killing the tz challenge
by badlandss October 2, 2016
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Tempted Challenge

The difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word "tempted" as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping.
Example Of The Tempted Challenge:
I HAVE ATTEMPTED
TO RHYME THE WORD TEMPTED
AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GETTING PREEMPTED
BACKFIRE EXEMPTED
BACK HOME IS KEMPT-ED
MY RHYMES ARE SO LIT, AND YET THEY FEEL CONTEMPT-ED
by ChezmonoIsHere January 4, 2017
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mouthwash challenge

To drink or consume, typically a full glass, or as much as one can handle, of mouthwash. Similar to: cinnamon challenge.
How is it even possible for "the mouthwash challenge" to be popular on twitter?
by Corny Marcus January 16, 2017
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Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.
My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.
by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017
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minivan challenge

Where a man with no hand ( nub) shoves it up a woman's pussy as a challenge.
by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017
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