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Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon

“There goes Brandon puking again”
by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon

Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
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Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024
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Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.
I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich
by between2brandons May 25, 2011
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Brandon Rogers

Brandon Rogers is the best youtuber in my opinions. His skills are around comedy-content creations. He works hard to create characters in his own universe which his fandom calls the ‘BRCU’

Some of his most popular characters are Bryce Tankthrust, Bobby Worst, Grandpa and Blah Blah the clown. If you have never seen him on youtube you may have seen him in his tv show called Magic Funhouse which has two seasons.

You may also recognise his voice from an adult-aimed cartoon called Helluva Boss where he voices one of the main characters Blitzo.
‘Have you watched Brandon Rogers new youtube video?’
by blitzzassh0le July 19, 2023
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