Angry flamingo

Where you handcuff a girl, eat her out, the kick one of her shins in so she stands on one leg with her hands behind her back, causing her to look like an angry flamingo

Yo, Just gave your sister an angry flamingo, that’s why she is limping

by Damp_Penguin December 22, 2019

angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

Angry nugget

When you pin an amputee down and pour fryer oil on them making them roll after you like an angry nugget

Holy fuck i just saw that mcdonalds worker pull an angry nugget on that war veteran

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Angry feminist

When you go to a feminist rally and proceed to ask them to make you sandwiches while whiping out your shlong

I went to that rally and pulled and angry feminist

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Angry Mammoth

When you’re having sex and you cum on her face, cut off her ponytail and stick it to her.

“I gave Jenny the Angry Mammoth last night!”

by LadyWolfer May 25, 2019