Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024

F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

F

F

f in chat for epic gamer moment

by gsdixvdhhdihinirjihfiujfdoijvo December 21, 2021

F-bag

A term used by SOME minor gamers to describe a sad or confusing moment for the enemy team.

Gamer: Someone drop an F in the chat..
Minor Gamer: Nah man. I prefer, F-bag.

by Svifias March 12, 2019

f-beep

A form of self-censorship for the f-bomb, f-beep is a beautiful form of expression. Maybe you’re near a child. Maybe you’re just a wuss. Either way, f-beep is the perfect way to express your f-beep-ing emotions. (Note: f-beep is adaptable to different words. See b-beep, s-beep, a-beep, and more.)

“F-beep you, Oliver.”
“Well f-beep my life”
“You f-beep-ing b-beep”

by Nicoleslaw119 November 27, 2023

George W. F. H. Bush

Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.

Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING

You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny

by Cottage crochet lover August 21, 2021