Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020

Hotdog with the works

When you want your guy to make love to you .... Leaving nothing on your body untouched

Baby I need your hotdog with the works tonight 😍😍😍😘

by LadyDimp May 20, 2018

Rachel Work

opposite of passive aggressive; a complete b*tch or really sweet gal. No in between.

Rachel Work can be a good friend, but hates all people. Sometimes a little too honest.
Loves country music and marines.
Likes to say "WOW" in the voice of Owen Wilson.

Wow! I met Rachel Work today, and I liked her but she was also low-key bitchy.

by Rachel Work February 2, 2018

Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.

Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work

by Wildfire 2.0 August 1, 2022

That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.

Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her

by rammicam October 3, 2022

Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.

"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019