meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008

Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

meat igloo

A woman's vagina. Popularized by Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I had my whole hand up her meat igloo.

by ZappBrannigan September 7, 2006

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019

meat slinger

A promiscuous man who flaunts his little penis around town, but doesn't know how to use it.

Johnny the meat slinger went on a tinder last night, and now he's dealing with a black mail from an unsatisfied suitor.

by Saywhatttt January 20, 2018

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

stabbing meat

The girl that just hangs around for all of the guys to poke.

"I am glad that Veronica is coming over tonight. There are a few of us here that could really use some stabbing meat. I am tired of jerking off."

-man talking to friend

by RickyPacific September 12, 2006