When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
Get the Show and Smell mug.A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.
H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?
N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.
H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.
H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...
by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011
Get the Show Digger mug.Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
by crinklykitt3232 June 19, 2011
Get the Kal Kat of The Kal Kat show mug.The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.
I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
Get the antique show mug.When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
Get the Donkey Show mug.Showing on, To show on. When a person, usually a man in a busy pub helps a female through a crowd by placing his hand on her back and helping her forward, or showing on. Particularly when he doesn't know her and when she does not require any showing on assistance.
kim: Hey, can you see that guy over there, he is constantly showing on girls through the crowd
Moomin; Yes, Ive noticed him doing it to all the hot chicks even when it's not busy
Moomin; Yes, Ive noticed him doing it to all the hot chicks even when it's not busy
by Fatcatkim November 15, 2011
Get the Showing on mug.The pleasant feeling a preformer experiences after the preformance is over, as if everything is right with the world.
by intergalacticboss September 22, 2011
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