beat me off

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

by Kern May 17, 2016

beat them lips

(background, maryland;P.G.)
When a guy is havin sex wit a girl...It can't be when a girl do it to a girl, cuz shje dont got a dick (she could buy a vibrater, but it aint da same)

Mo:" Yo I heard your gurl lost her viginity"
Diandre:"Yeah beat dem lips...DDEEEENNNG
Mo:"For real??""
Diandre:"yeah nigga, i gave her a new walk!!"

by Destinee May 13, 2005

Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 10, 2019

shit's beat

When someone says "Shit's beat," it is usually referring to a girl being easy or her vagina being loose.

1. When talking about a slutty girl: "Dude, shit's beat!"
2. After having sex with a girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's beat!"
3. After having sex with a SKANKY girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's BEEN beat, man."
4. A reply from someone towards a girl (not necessarily a slutty one) asking a question: "So, how do I look?" "Shit's beat!"

by LLF&AMH January 3, 2009

Easy beats

A footy term reffering to a team that is easy to beat, or lacks in skill.

"I cant wait to play Carina!"
"why?"
"coz theyre the easy beats!"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

anal beat eater

when a guy jizzes into a girl ass and then eats the jizz out of her ass

he is such an anal beat eater

by Randal scher September 26, 2012