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Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
You'd really be taking one for the team man.
by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018
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take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.
1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
by Jilly845 June 7, 2018
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Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
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Taking a Juicy-Joe

When you are at work, but feel the sudden, repulsive urge to release your sins into the public restrooms toilet bowl. A Juicy-Joe can take an excessive amount of time to complete, often leaving your co-workers frustrated with your extended absence.
"Hey guys, I have to take a Juicy-Joe, be back in a while."

"Sorry I took so long, I was stuck in the bathroom taking a Juicy-Joe"
by Goochmiester February 12, 2017
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Take my breath

The Weeknd’s latest song as of the time this is uploaded,from his upcoming album.
yo have you listened to Take My Breath yet?
Yeee absolute banger.
by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 17, 2021
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Tyler take over

The clikkes take over social media with Tyler Joseph as their profile picture.
Why is everyone's profile picture of the same dude?
It's Tyler take over.
by a clikkie December 1, 2019
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