Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016

Thumber

When you shove a thumb hard up someone's ass

"Oh man I Thumber Paul so hard last night" "thumber me you sad sack!"

by cholsdi September 19, 2016

ThumbeLeon

The male version of Thumbelina; refers to a man with a very small, thumb-sized penis

Girl, you don't want little ThumbeLeon over there... you won't feel a thing!

by ShleylessA September 21, 2016

thumbed me up

A British way of saying you were fingered.

Prince Harry thumbed me up good last night. I couldn't stop orgasming!

by CrumpetsAndHighTea December 16, 2016

thumb-stopping

(adj.) When you scroll through your social media feed, and stop to watch a piece of content, it's thumb-stopping content. In advertising it's used to describe very creative content developed for mobile platforms that users will actually watch.

Woaaaw! Did you see that latest video Nike created on Instagram? That's real thumb-stopping content!

by bertmmi December 28, 2016