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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.
Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
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KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.
Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK
by jjbjbb December 14, 2021
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Kevin Frick

Kevin Frick Is a Big Hillbilly with a massive belly button after you get to know him he will devour your soul and Ur fatness
by FortnitePro December 5, 2019
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The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.
by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023
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Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for a woman’s affection because he knows he’s handsome.

He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.

Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
I’m keeping Kevin.

Kevin enjoys eating pineapples .

I like it when Kevin eats my pineapple.
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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