he is a chunky monkey. SUPA THICCC. hunter has really weird 8 inch facial hair. a blonde boi who loves 20 girls at the same time. hes an orange squeezer. i wish i was as hot as him.
by christieismistie December 13, 2018

by DrT256 June 26, 2020

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Alcoholic drink, little asian flair
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.
1 part Jaegermeister
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey
"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."
"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey
"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."
"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."
by Deemoe September 23, 2012

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.
by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

A long, blonde haired male that is typically interested in primary school students. They seem to come across trans, but don't mess with the karate kid with diabetes, he will take offense!
by NEZZIESCREATOR November 23, 2023

A ass hole who doesn’t care about anyone but themselves. He is a mamas boy. Who is greedy. But loves his family
by Hailee 😁 July 14, 2020
