Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.

Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.

by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

Boston Tea Party

The act of preforming a teabag, with the scrotum fully in ones mouth. then urinating on the face of the teabagged

You got the Boston Tea Party last night!? How do you feel about yourself?

by Sportstop.com October 26, 2008

The price of tea in China

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

by Bob the lob April 14, 2022

Whats the tea sis

A thing that was stolen from the stans by James Charles and Shane Dawson so all of the locals use it now to look cool.

"Whats the tea sis," said LoCAl, "Uhhhh LoCAl you're such a local," said sTAn.

by TAylOr=GOD December 4, 2018

tea sippin diva

one who sips mad tea, take their sweet ass time, and is more of a diva then women are.

sean is such a tea sippin diva, he stay sippin that tea 24/7

by 0G-_-BL4Z3 June 1, 2009

Australian Tea Party

The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.

I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.

by Dahhomie November 16, 2013