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St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.
Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.
by Purple nurble February 12, 2022
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St Do

Strategically Timed Dick Offering
Jefferson: Hey man, Alex dumped Stevie last week and she's looking for the a rebound,
Luke: Ah, sounds like she is looking for a visit from St Do.
by lukerstrong77 December 13, 2017
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Sts

Stop this shit.

When someone is making a mess, or lying, or acting too crazy.
Girl: I saw you with that other girl! You are cheating on me!

Boy: What?! No! Sts, you know I only love you.

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Friend 1: YAS WE'LL GO TO VEGAS MEET CHICKS AND HAVE A BLAST WOO!!

Friend 2: *facepalms* sts, we aren't going anywhere.
by IKnowEverything48 December 30, 2015
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ss or st

what chavs use when they want a boyfriend or girlfriend, typically posted on their instagram story with a poll.
H: Hey Ella, ss or st? x
E: None you spacka
by drugmafialord101 June 16, 2021
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St. Micheals college

Walking into this kip of a school felt like a bramble bush with the amount of pricks in there all so pussy deprived they just get with each other.claim to be a rugby school but can’t compare to the brollege
Person1: are you going to the game in St. Micheals college
Person2:sorry can’t have a restraining order on 90% of the school
by Ur dad works for mine November 23, 2021
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East St. Louis Toodle-oo

When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.
"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."
by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025
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Von-St. Aubinomics

Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself. 
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
 
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
Dude 1: WTF was that guy talking about?
Dude 2: some crazy shit called Von-St. Aubinomics!
by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
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