Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

3:30AM summerhill station

The notorious centre of TTC blumpkin activity. Amidst the dark corridors of summerhill, sucking and gagging can be heard echoing alongside wet shitting.

"I'm craving a quick Level 2 Blump tonight, babe. Where should we meet?" "Well, 3:30AM summerhill station, obviously."

by Bøgdan April 14, 2024

cute girl summer

cute girl summer is basically the opposite of hot girl summer. cute girl summer is when u have a significant other and arent looking for a new one .

emma: hey girl u gonna have a hot girl summer this year?
lora: hell no, ima have a cute girl summer with ben.

by applebeery. May 4, 2024

White tippy toe summer

Aka having white toe nails in summertime.

"Im so having a white tippy toe summer this year!"

by sugarcoatedpear May 9, 2025

Shark/Sharky summer

If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people

He not acting right girl its about to be a sharky summer..
I'm turning into a shark this summer, watch your man
Shark/Sharky summer

by Hearts444cjj May 15, 2025

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025