law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014

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Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids

Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint

by Sneebles May 20, 2022

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Hitting Skins

Making Money - Selling Merchandise at Shows

We went to the event and started Hitting Skins on the first day. By the end of the show, everyone was wearing our stuff!

by Skin Hitter January 3, 2025

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the brat skin

The brat skin from Fortnite Battle Royale is approximately about 16 years of age.

The brat skin is a fortnite skin thats 16 years or younger

by ブライアン October 10, 2021

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Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020

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