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California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.
Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise
by imafryingpan October 1, 2023
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Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
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Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye
by Web4less July 18, 2021
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fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"
by freese daddy August 4, 2020
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Surprise fold

A traditional toy from the late 2010s to early 2020s that involves a paper fold with a drawing on it, and what is inside, Something
by Youtubefan25 March 5, 2025
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Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
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