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Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...
by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008
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Rusty nuts

a way of insulting russell when he pisses you off
russ: get me some doof bitch
me: screw u, get it yourself rusty nuts
by Brad S. October 26, 2004
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rusty grizz

A man who gets rusty trombones, is huge, and loves Grizzly chewing tobacco. Rusty Grizzs usually do not like to be "Grrrrrrred" at.
See that kid with the cutoff shirt over there? Yeah thats Rusty Grizz, he has a big dip of Grizzly in.
by Pat Higgins June 11, 2006
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Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you beat off so much that your dick turns red.
by Milkshakes00 November 24, 2010
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Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving a string of graphic and unlikely moves and/or fetishes, often including fecal matter or second-hand semen between two gay men.
A "Rusty Venture" is when two men and a rhinoceros get slathered in butter. The first man licks the second man's anus, then helps him mount the rhinoceros' horn while masturbating himself, nearly to orgasm. Then the second gay man induces vomiting while the first man ejaculates and excretes simultaneously. Finally, the second man climbs down from the rhinoceros' horn and rolls around in the semen, excrement, and vomit mixture with the first man, before they both perform fellatio on the rhinoceros.
by EliteFool November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

It's when you take a girl out for a huge a dinner but don't let her go to the can. The you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit all over her back. The adventure part is when you eat that junk off her back without using any hands.
I took my girl to Applebees and then we went home for anal sex. I managed to talk her into a Rusty Venture and I got some dessert later.
by hammmmmm November 25, 2010
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Rusty roller coaster

A sexual act believed to originate in Wichita, Kansas during the 1940s. This act requires two women, a rusty metal pipe, soapy water and balloons.

To perform the rusty roller coaster, both women undress and one end of the rusty pipe is inserted into the anus one one of them. The second woman pours the soapy water into the rusty pipe to fill up the anus.

A balloon is placed over the open end of the rusty pipe and woman #1 carefully stands up to drain herself of the liquid through the pipe e.g.. rusty roller coaster into the balloon. The balloon is tied shut and thrown at the head of woman #2.
Sheila really gave Jessica the rusty roller coaster last night, she showered for an hour to get clean.
by Farking Clown October 29, 2012
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