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Roblox

A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game.

Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.

The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.

And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.

I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>

I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.

I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.

I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.

But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.

God help us all.
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by Exodim January 16, 2024
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A person with a particularly ‘blocky’ head, but surprisingly hollow.
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Alton towers roblox

!atr! Alton towers roblox or argh in pirat
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Roblox

A game where you steal your moms credit card to look cool so you can get bitches even though you will get none beacuse your 5 years old.
Mom: ETHAN WHERES MY CREDIT CARD!
Tyler: Ethan stole it so he can look cool in roblox
by Dj7cYSeghcSemhb Wr February 20, 2023
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if you play this game and are above the age of 16 seek help quickly or give me robux
roblox GIVE ME ROBUX NOW / may i please have your robux
by mattener July 6, 2023
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a trash pile of cringe, low quality content, trash, overpriced crap, greed, and memes.

also is a platform run by mr krabs
Person1: good god!
Person2: huhh?
Person1: they turned my fav game into a cashgrab!
Person2: WAIT THEY TURNED IT INTO FUCKING ROBLOX?!?!!??!?!
by SpongeBlokeBritishPants May 28, 2022
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this cringe game where kids do stuff and 40 year old creepy men flirt with children half their age
sorry, this is just the truth, roblox is full of kids and potentially adults aswell.
by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021
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